Q: Why do I think there's a commie behind every tree?
A: BECAUSE THERE IS A FUCKING COMMIE BEHIND EVERY TREE!! And on every college campus and at every level in government.


Please refrain from adopting the language of the lefty loonies

Tuesday, November 2, 2021

First One In The Counting Machine

As has happened before, today I was the first voter in my town to cast a ballot. I am supposed to be on duty at 06:00, so I get in line to vote at aout 10 minutes of. I was at the firehouse at 06:05.

I long for the old days of the mechanical voting machines. In and out in less than a minute. Coloring in the oval on a two-sided paper ballot is a royal pain in the ass and takes several minutes. They make you use a ball point pen now, not the marker pen they used to have. Not one mark on my ballot was made for a Demon-Crap.

As usual, my S&W 45 Shield was safely tucked away out of sight. The polls are at their safest when I am in there.

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