Q: Why do I think there's a commie behind every tree?
A: BECAUSE THERE IS A FUCKING COMMIE BEHIND EVERY TREE!!


Utilize the language with the same manipulation the Commies do, using the phrase "VACCINE FREE" instead of "UNVACCINATED" or "NON-VACCINATED"

Wednesday, February 8, 2023

LIAR!!

I must confess, I could not bring myself to watch the SOTU show. Just like I can't repeatedly smash my thumb with a hammer or light myself on fire. I did see President Trump's and Sarah Huckabee Sander's responses, though. I thought they were awesome.

 

Marjorie Taylor Greene gives the groping sniffer the what for. At least SHE is fuckin' fearless! One of the few in government that will easily be found NOT GUILTY and evade the gallows or the firing squad in the reckoning to restore The Republic.

LIAR!!!















Here is the video clip. She hollers out "LIAR!" at the 0:25 mark



 

I hope that coat was real fur to trigger the PETA crowd. 

As an aside, I love it when women wear fur. When I met my wife, she wore a super soft and very sexy rabbit fur jacket in the winter. She did not participate in any winter sports so it kept her plenty warm (as did I [wink-wink-nod-nod]). She was still in high school and bought that jacket with her own money, and looked smokin' hot in it. She would still have it, except one of our dogs got a hold of it and tore it apart thinking it was a chew toy about 20 years ago.

I think she's still hot, though.

Tuesday, February 7, 2023

Take It To `Em... HARD!!

Tonight, the drooling meat puppet (p)Resident Gropey Dopey Joey Poopy-Pants delivers his SOTU bullshit speech. It will be all lies about how wonderful everything is and all his fantastic accomplishments, never mind that things in your life actually reflect a much different and dour reality or the fact he has been wrong about everything. All the clapping seal members of the Evil Party (D) will be all "YAY!" and I hope every single member of the Stupid Party (R) sits on their hands in stone cold silence... the entire time.

However, one real Republican will give the rebuttal (and truth) tonight about the true state of the union. The Governor of Arkansas and former White House Press Secretary under DJT, Sarah Huckabee Sanders.














Go ahead, unload your hate about her looks, her religion, her family, her Conservatism... I'll wait.


Feel better now LIBTURDS? She is by far a better Republican and truer Conservative than every Stupid Party (R) SWAMP creature or imbecilic Demon-Crap inhabiting all levels of the federal government. She is also (unlike the current press secretary KJP) quite skilled in speaking on a national stage.

I normally don't watch these SOTU shows, but I will tonight to watch the mumbling fumbler bumble his way through reading a teleprompter. I wonder how many times he will say "pause for applause?" If it wasn't a work night I might play a drinking game and down a shot every time he reads something he shouldn't have off the teleprompter.

Wait, that should probably be take a sip of beer, otherwise I might end up in the hospital with alcohol poisoning.

Saturday, February 4, 2023

Pretty Damn Nipply

Everyone is walking around looking like there's a pair of pop-up turkey timers under our shirts today! This was what the weather widget on my phone was reporting for my location a little while ago. -8 degrees F, and I don't know where in town the weather station is located (location name obliterated for PERSEC).

The wallpaper is my precious baby boy, Eli. Much larger now


 




















 

I have a Blink Outdoor camera mounted on my garage. It also measures temperature and I have it calibrated with my Klein digital multimeter that has a temperature function. The camera is located on the north side of the house and always in the shade. This is what it read at 07:33... yep, minus 12.























I have a few hens that like to sleep outside on some perches made out of stout Poplar branches. Because of the extreme cold last night that was not happening. They were all put inside the coop, the heat lamp taken off the timer and plugged in to stay on steady, and the door/ramp that usually stays open was closed up tight. The water bubbler was already inside to prevent freezing. This morning, they all came out, gobbled up their corn and mealworm treat, and as I look out right now, there is not a single one out foraging in the yard or in the pen. My wife was home yesterday and she saw them come out one at a time, eat from the feeder and go right back in the coop. I know for myself the cold felt shockingly brutal while I was out there. I am putting off my normal Saturday chores and errands until tomorrow when temps will be in the more tolerable 40's.

We responded to a chimney fire early this morning, and luckily the wind that was absolutely roaring when we went to bed had subsided to occasional gusts. Good thing, because yours truly was on the roof ripping the makeshift chimney cap repairs off so I could look down and inspect the flue. The top of the brick chimney and cement cap was crumbling. It was covered in plastic sheets and held on with duct tape. There was a spark arrestor on the flue outlet that was glued and screwed into place that was ripped off none to gently. I had to call "Heads UP!!!" a few times as loose bricks fell off the chimney and slid off the roof. It was a two story Colonial with a shallow pitched roof that was nice and dry so it was easy to work on in the dark. The fire was all down below at the fireplace stove insert which the guys had already emptied out. I could see the flue was clear all the way down to the elbow. I went home and crawled back into my nice warm bed.

Friday, February 3, 2023

All You Need To Know

That your (p)Resident is more willing to use the military he commands to go after political opposition, than to shoot down an unauthorized intrusion into our nation's sovereign air space.

I'm sure it was tracked well before it reached the continental U.S., and should have been downed immediately over the Pacific as a threat.


UPDATE 08:48 The fucking moron Secretary of State Anthony Blinken is headed for China. If I were in charge of the country, I would shoot that fucking thing down and have Mr. Blinken deliver the wreckage directly to Winnie The Pooh. He should drop it at his feet and say "I believe this is yours. Next time it will be delivered on a vapor cloud of nuclear fallout, YOU FUCK!"

I have been asked by the town Republican Committee to run for office. Now you see why I have refused.

Thursday, February 2, 2023

Breaking News - Fentanyl Vaccine Developed

I just saw this story on FOX News

Fentanyl Vaccine May Have Been Discovered - FOX News 

 

The intention of this "vaccine" (in quotes because everything is called a vaccine these days because they have bastardized the actual definition of just about everything) is to be administered to addicts to help ween themselves off the drug and prevent an overdose or accidental poisoning. 

My question is: How long before some gubmint entity decides this should be mandated for LEO, EMS, and all other 1st Responders? I can tell you right now, IT WILL NOT BE GOING INTO ME!