Q: Why do I think there's a commie behind every tree?
A: BECAUSE THERE IS A FUCKING COMMIE BEHIND EVERY TREE!!


Utilize the language with the same manipulation the Commies do, using the phrase "VACCINE FREE" instead of "UNVACCINATED" or "NON-VACCINATED"

Thursday, February 9, 2023

The Dirty Little Secret - EXPOSED

Governor "Jolly Ned" Lamont feeling emboldened by his re-election has laid out his anti-Second Amendment agenda for his second term. Nothing more than yet another round of unconstitutional/intolerable acts that will all be challenged in court, joining the multitude of pending lawsuits already filed. This post speaks to just one proposal, making open carry in the state of Kommiecticut illegal. While it sounds like just another solution in search of a problem.... it is actually much more. I say it is evil.

Gov. "Jolly Ned" (he HATES that name) Lamont's gun control proposal receiving push back. GASP!!
















Very few people, myself included, actually open carry in the state. It is currently legal because by actually following constitutional principles, something is legal until it is outlawed. Kommiecticut has never had laws against open carry. That said, waltzing into a crowded shopping mall openly strapped will result in frightened hoplophobes calling the Po-Po. The Po-Po will arrive, guns drawn and arrest that individual, confiscate their firearm and pistol permit, and charge them with breach of peace and other bogus minor charges. That person will then spend big bucks to get a lawyer, go to court, have all charges summarily dismissed, and get their permit and firearm back. All they are in the end is hundreds of dollars poorer and publicly humiliated. I open carry in my home, on my property, walking my dog on my back country road, or hiking in the woods. Otherwise I am concealed and no one is the wiser.

So here is the dirty little secret. Because of what I just explained, the intention is to create a trap, that will do more than just steal your money and humiliate you, YOU WILL NOW BE AN ACTUAL CRIMINAL! Have the audacity to open carry and real criminal charges and penalties will be incurred. So no one in their right mind will attempt such a thing. What the REAL intention is, will be to nail to the wall any gun owners with a bulge in their jacket, or if they were to bend down to pick something up and maybe that nearby hoplophobe "thinks they see a firearm" or the breeze blows your shirt open exposing your concealed firearm and you can bet LE is coming for you. They cannot stand the fact that so many permit holders like myself carry everywhere every day.

Does any of this affect the criminal element. Absolutely not. If a criminal does get caught with a firearm illegally, those charges normally just get plead down or away. No... the intent is ALWAYS to target the peaceable gun owners of this state. Because you see, we have all been damned and condemned for every crime committed with a gun and every mass shooting, simply because we have the nerve to exercise our God given right to self defense instead of depending on the state for such things.

Wednesday, February 8, 2023

As Seen On TV

Commercials hawking HIV drugs Apretude and Dovato with all kinds of homo imagery.

But those are really unnecessary.

Here's how you easily prevent HIV without expensive drugs and their side effects:

1). Don't put your dick in another man's ass

2). Don't let another man put his dick in your ass

3). Stay away from crack whores and fag hags that will have sex with sodomites

4). Don't do IV drugs. Actually, don't do any drugs. That includes bogus mRNA Chi-Com Flu jabs. They make you make poor choices.

5). Oppose the globohomo agenda completely.

BONUS: These pointers will also work to prevent monkeypox gaypox

LIAR!!

I must confess, I could not bring myself to watch the SOTU show. Just like I can't repeatedly smash my thumb with a hammer or light myself on fire. I did see President Trump's and Sarah Huckabee Sander's responses, though. I thought they were awesome.

 

Marjorie Taylor Greene gives the groping sniffer the what for. At least SHE is fuckin' fearless! One of the few in government that will easily be found NOT GUILTY and evade the gallows or the firing squad in the reckoning to restore The Republic.

LIAR!!!















Here is the video clip. She hollers out "LIAR!" at the 0:25 mark



 

I hope that coat was real fur to trigger the PETA crowd. 

As an aside, I love it when women wear fur. When I met my wife, she wore a super soft and very sexy rabbit fur jacket in the winter. She did not participate in any winter sports so it kept her plenty warm (as did I [wink-wink-nod-nod]). She was still in high school and bought that jacket with her own money, and looked smokin' hot in it. She would still have it, except one of our dogs got a hold of it and tore it apart thinking it was a chew toy about 20 years ago.

I think she's still hot, though.

Tuesday, February 7, 2023

Take It To `Em... HARD!!

Tonight, the drooling meat puppet (p)Resident Gropey Dopey Joey Poopy-Pants delivers his SOTU bullshit speech. It will be all lies about how wonderful everything is and all his fantastic accomplishments, never mind that things in your life actually reflect a much different and dour reality or the fact he has been wrong about everything. All the clapping seal members of the Evil Party (D) will be all "YAY!" and I hope every single member of the Stupid Party (R) sits on their hands in stone cold silence... the entire time.

However, one real Republican will give the rebuttal (and truth) tonight about the true state of the union. The Governor of Arkansas and former White House Press Secretary under DJT, Sarah Huckabee Sanders.














Go ahead, unload your hate about her looks, her religion, her family, her Conservatism... I'll wait.


Feel better now LIBTURDS? She is by far a better Republican and truer Conservative than every Stupid Party (R) SWAMP creature or imbecilic Demon-Crap inhabiting all levels of the federal government. She is also (unlike the current press secretary KJP) quite skilled in speaking on a national stage.

I normally don't watch these SOTU shows, but I will tonight to watch the mumbling fumbler bumble his way through reading a teleprompter. I wonder how many times he will say "pause for applause?" If it wasn't a work night I might play a drinking game and down a shot every time he reads something he shouldn't have off the teleprompter.

Wait, that should probably be take a sip of beer, otherwise I might end up in the hospital with alcohol poisoning.

Saturday, February 4, 2023

Pretty Damn Nipply

Everyone is walking around looking like there's a pair of pop-up turkey timers under our shirts today! This was what the weather widget on my phone was reporting for my location a little while ago. -8 degrees F, and I don't know where in town the weather station is located (location name obliterated for PERSEC).

The wallpaper is my precious baby boy, Eli. Much larger now


 




















 

I have a Blink Outdoor camera mounted on my garage. It also measures temperature and I have it calibrated with my Klein digital multimeter that has a temperature function. The camera is located on the north side of the house and always in the shade. This is what it read at 07:33... yep, minus 12.























I have a few hens that like to sleep outside on some perches made out of stout Poplar branches. Because of the extreme cold last night that was not happening. They were all put inside the coop, the heat lamp taken off the timer and plugged in to stay on steady, and the door/ramp that usually stays open was closed up tight. The water bubbler was already inside to prevent freezing. This morning, they all came out, gobbled up their corn and mealworm treat, and as I look out right now, there is not a single one out foraging in the yard or in the pen. My wife was home yesterday and she saw them come out one at a time, eat from the feeder and go right back in the coop. I know for myself the cold felt shockingly brutal while I was out there. I am putting off my normal Saturday chores and errands until tomorrow when temps will be in the more tolerable 40's.

We responded to a chimney fire early this morning, and luckily the wind that was absolutely roaring when we went to bed had subsided to occasional gusts. Good thing, because yours truly was on the roof ripping the makeshift chimney cap repairs off so I could look down and inspect the flue. The top of the brick chimney and cement cap was crumbling. It was covered in plastic sheets and held on with duct tape. There was a spark arrestor on the flue outlet that was glued and screwed into place that was ripped off none to gently. I had to call "Heads UP!!!" a few times as loose bricks fell off the chimney and slid off the roof. It was a two story Colonial with a shallow pitched roof that was nice and dry so it was easy to work on in the dark. The fire was all down below at the fireplace stove insert which the guys had already emptied out. I could see the flue was clear all the way down to the elbow. I went home and crawled back into my nice warm bed.