Whom you may ask? Why the gorgeous and super sweet 19 year old Irish redhead "Sexy Kitty" I had as a patient in my ambulance on Halloween night. She had been traveling through town on the interstate to an out of state Halloween party and began having an asthma attack while driving. She got off the highway to seek medical attention, however she instead found herself traveling on a dark state road in the middle of nowhere. She finally stopped on the side of the road and called 911. When I approached her car to talk to her.... HOLY SHIT!! look what she's wearing. Black stiletto ankle boots, fishnet stockings, a tiny black short skirt, sporting a bare midriff, a small black top with spaghetti straps, and of course... the cat ears on her head and a round black spot on the tip of her nose. I won't go into the details of her physical attributes, but it suffices to say she was a well put together young woman. She was very sweet and outgoing and so nice to me as well. She had tried to use her rescue inhaler but found no relief. Thankfully, she was not in acute respiratory distress. When she exited her car I got to see her from head to toe. OMG... so smokin' hot! I wished I was 20 and single because I would have done my damnedest to date her. Alas, I am married and old enough to be her Grandpa, so I was just the charming old man that took care of her until the paramedic got on board and then I assisted the paramedic. We got her to the hospital and turned her over to the ER and wished her well.
I just returned from another call with that same paramedic, and told her I will remember that call until I die. She didn't get why.
Uh.... maybe because I'm a guy?
Yeah....99%of my patients are old, decrepit and often fat. Most are either a trainwreck or a troglodyte. But once in a great while one will be earth shakingly beautiful. And that's the norm. The young, health and gorgeous rarely need medical care.
ReplyDeleteMy FD went out today for "Jabba The Hut," a woman that resembles Jabba from Star Wars that is large and nasty and lives in a recliner in a back bedroom sometimes sitting in her own filth. It takes too much effort for her to use the commode that is two feet away from her, so she'll be on gross absorbent pads. They called for extra manpower but I stayed away because I'm not interested in a potential "Code Brown" unless I am on duty and have to deal with it.
DeleteI guess taking her picture would have been considered inappropriate and unprofessional,, bummer,
ReplyDeleteWe use a secure app to communicate with the hospitals called "Tiger Connect" which allows the app to use the camera to send a photo securely along with demographics, but it doesn't save the photo on the phone or in the app. Taking souvenir photos or selfies could turn out badly especially in this case.
Delete@Matthew W: For her protection, she doesn't even know my blog exists. I told her all about my experience with little Miss Sexy Kitty. Basically everything I wrote here. She knows she has nothing to "worry about." Kitty's personal phone number is on the hospital outcome report. I saw it but would NEVER reach out to her. But I might if I were stupid, single and 20.
ReplyDeleteFor reasons, I am forbidden to speak of Redheads around my wife.........
ReplyDeleteWe were all good looking when we were young.
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