Tonight, the drooling meat puppet (p)Resident Gropey Dopey Joey Poopy-Pants delivers his SOTU bullshit speech. It will be all lies about how wonderful everything is and all his fantastic accomplishments, never mind that things in your life actually reflect a much different and dour reality or the fact he has been wrong about everything. All the clapping seal members of the Evil Party (D) will be all "YAY!" and I hope every single member of the Stupid Party (R) sits on their hands in stone cold silence... the entire time.
However, one real Republican will give the rebuttal (and truth) tonight about the true state of the union. The Governor of Arkansas and former White House Press Secretary under DJT, Sarah Huckabee Sanders.
Go ahead, unload your hate about her looks, her religion, her family, her Conservatism... I'll wait.
Feel better now LIBTURDS? She is by far a better Republican and truer Conservative than every Stupid Party (R) SWAMP creature or imbecilic Demon-Crap inhabiting all levels of the federal government. She is also (unlike the current press secretary KJP) quite skilled in speaking on a national stage.
I normally don't watch these SOTU shows, but I will tonight to watch the mumbling fumbler bumble his way through reading a teleprompter. I wonder how many times he will say "pause for applause?" If it wasn't a work night I might play a drinking game and down a shot every time he reads something he shouldn't have off the teleprompter.
Wait, that should probably be take a sip of beer, otherwise I might end up in the hospital with alcohol poisoning.